Thank-you Gerry Much

No surprise from this past Friday's Big Brother eviction a seriel manhater/moaner and all round BB Bore Nicki Maxwell got the boot.

She was up against token camp bloke Gerry The Greek who in reality stood little chance of being booted out.

The action over the last seven days has predictably focused on Charley, who in a stroke of genius bordering on Machiavellian proportions, managed to convince her fellow dullards that she was worshipped by the Great British public. Unsurpisingly, 'Mugs R' Us, her fellow housemates, fell for the play hook line and sinker - and as a result were too afraid to nominate the South Islington IT girl. To her credit the devious plan was executed very quickly and somewhat convincingly and this sterling piece of con-artistry may even save her for another week. Sadly the 'my cousin plays for Man United' routine will have to be dropped on her eventual exit, as her Kieran Richardson, the poor beggar who is related to this freak, has been shipped off to the all together less glamourous, ahem, Sunderland. One wonders if Ziggy and friends will as impressed with the hospitality seats at the Stadim of Shite as they would have been by promises of all expenses paid tickets to Old Trafford.....

Meanwhile, Ziggy and Channelle's on/off romance has cumulated in a cold shower together and reports in the media suggest his Ziggyness has a 'secret girlfriend' in the 'outside world.' The Yorkshire Terrier will not like that when she finds out.

Other highlights of the week include a stand up row between good old Brian and, you guessed it, Charley. As if things couldn't get worse for Bri, after a row with his former friend, he was then treated to a hair cut more ridiculous than his previous one.

Wit of the week has to go to the fan with the 'Brian Storm' sign at Fridays's live eviction- see what they did there....

William Hill are tipping the #1 Essex Boy to romp home the contest with his odds now standing at 1/2 on. If the dumbass thing is an act then he has played a blinder. If it's not then he's gonna need the prize money. All of it.

Go Brian!

G'Day Pauline! Laura Out! Ziggy & Chanelle Go Pop!

Plenty to report in our latest BB Blog entry as Pauline enters the house, Laura is ejected and the Ziggy/Chanelle love-in comes to a premature end.

There were no surprises on Friday as the bookies backed the right horse and Laura was promptly ejected to a mixed reaction. If there was anything of interest to report from her exit interview then we would comment on it. Sadly there wasn't.

Moving away from the Shrek look-a-like we can now tell you all about the more aesthetically pleasing Pauline (left). Except she isn't actually called Pauline, no, her real name is Thaila Zucchi and her real occupation is that of a jobbing actress. 'Pauline' has been sent in on a secret mission to hoodwink the housemates, her 'tasks' include pretending to be Australian, pretending to be psychic and having to call Brian 'Ryan' - a bit like the old Only Fools gag with Trigger and Rodney.

So far she is just about scraping by. While some of the less intellectual housemates have been taken in, you know who you are Ryan, others are already beginning to smell a rat. Wily old bi-sexual Carole is the first to clock that all may not be as it seems and has already worked out it's a set-up. Which is good news for the housemates. Because if Carole acts on her hunch then the housemates win this weeks shopping task. If they somehow fail to rumble the Ozzie (actually a Swindoner) then they lose the task. Should be interesting.

Meanwhile, over in lovers lane, Ziggy and Chanelle have decided to call time on their relationship. The Posh and Becks of BB have driven each other to breaking point and following a stream of arguments the affair is now well and truly off.

Our money is on the Zigster to make a move for Pauline/Thaila in the coming days. It would be worth it just to see Chanelle's face.

BB8 Latest - Bookie's tip Taffy for the axe

According to the bookmakers the Great British Public will opt to save Posh Spice wannabe Chanelle and decide to get rid of the not so loveable Laura for the fourth BB eviction.

Laura started out as one of the favourites, but her recent behaviour; mainly consisting of two faced jibes, whining and shouting has failed to endear her to the voters. She is also quite the sight without her make-up on.

While Chanelle isn't the most popular candidate on the outside world, there is a genuine interest in her relationship with his Ziggyness and it seems that many women have sympathy for Posh, sorry, Chanelle, who it seems is being strung along by the serial womaniser.

Meanwhile, one of the token older housemates departed of his own accord as Jonathan left the BB house. Sadly his grandmother passed on and he decided he couldn't miss the funeral. Quite right too. He seemed a decent sort and it's a testament to the chap that he didn't have any nominations this week.

The housemates also passed this weeks 7 sins task, well all except Charley, whose punishment was to be locked away in the sin-bin while her housemates partied on!

All in all not a bad week for BB.

Brian and Liam are the firm favourites to win at the moment but there is still a long way to go.

Seany Out, Geordie Wins £100K & Brian Wets The Bed

Another interesting week from the Big Brother 8 House.

Seany boy got the chop in Friday's eviction after failing to win over the voting public - strangely despite claiming he was a gay man, his family are now rubbishing these claims and say it was just a strategy he employed to get into the house.

The show winner may not be announced for many moons yet, however Geordie Tree Surgeon Liam appears to be the clear winner so far - he's already won the £100K prize money. He's also enjoying a love triangle with self proclaimed IT Girl Charley (left) and Nikki (formerly a 'man hater').

Meanwhile, Ziggy has finally got jiggy with Chanelle (according to the papers anyway) and poor old Brian has managed to wet the bed.

Also, Brian and Charley both confessed to not knowing who Shakespeare was.

We kid you not.

Nominations to follow.........

Emily gets the boot! Tonights eviction cancelled - new blood to enter BB house

It's all been going on at the BB house over the last 24 hours as posh totty Emily (above) was despatched for using racist language. The net result is that tonights eviction has been scrapped and that 2 newcomers will enter the house - both men.

Emily received her marching orders in the Diary Room after calling Charley a nigger and there was only ever going to be one result following the recent controversy in Celeb BB. While we can't and won't complain about the decision to axe the Bristol Blonde, one has to ask questions of Channel 4's double standards. The station went to great lengths to protect Jade Goody and Jack Tweedy after the rasicm storm involving Shilpa Shetty but have opted to hang Emily out to dry. It couldn't possibly because the station has projects invested in Jade now could it? Whilst Emily, a minor celebrity of little to no value to them, has been cast aside without a second glance.

Despite her blatant ineptitude and stupidty I can't help but feel sorry for the girl. When you see the comment she made in context, it's pretty clear she isn't attacking or trying to offend Charley and I don't think anything was meant by the comment. This doesn't mean it was acceptable behaviour - it wasn't. But it does mean that due to the 'hang and flog em' mentality of the media, this 19 year old girl will be branded a racist for quite some time, when in reality, she is just brainless....

Anyway, as Emily was up for eviction, tonights lynching has been cancelled and instead we get to see a couple of newbies entering the BB asylum. Both are blokes, and if early clues are to go by, both are weird too. However they can't be any worse than perpetual poser Ziggy who must be a contender for dullest housemate. Lets hope tonights characters will present a return to form.

Bring out the freaks........

Tubby Taffy is favourite to win Big Brother 8

Laura (left) is the early favourite to triumph in the Summer of Bruv according to the bookies.

At 13/2 she is the red hot favourite to walk away with the crown. If the Tubby Taffy is to go the distance then history is certainly not in her favour - with only 2 previous female winners (even one of them was really a bloke), the British public rarely back a female. They also rarely back a Welsh horse, despite the popularity of BB Legends Helen and Glynn (both Welsh), neither of them could beat their counterparts to secure a Big Brother victory.

Our advice - keep your money in your pocket and wait for the influx of blokes this Friday as the winner is bound to come from this pool of newcomers.

The only chap in the house at the moment - Ziggy - definitely has BB also-ran written all over. The public already perceive him as shallow and boring and his early affections for wag wannabe Chanelle should seal his fate as an early loser.

Luckily for Ziggy (real name Zac) can't be axed this Friday due to show stipulations. The red hot favourite to be dismissed by the voting masses is Charley who is 8/13 for the axe. Her only saving grace may be that Ziggy keeps her in. If you fancy a pre nominations dabble then look no further than OAP Lesley who has failed to gel with fellow housemates - the old goat is 11/2 for the chop.

Based on the early evidence, a good each way bet for the victory must surely be Carole, who is 8/1 to win and while she probably won't she must be a fair bet to come in the top 3 (providing she doesn't become so intellectually starved that she walks out). The public love nothing more than an eccentric and the bi-sexual protestor most certainly is that - see this hilarious entrance video for further confirmation:



All Odds courtesy of Oddschecker.com: http://www.oddschecker.com/specials/celebrity-big-brother/