Friday, June 29, 2007

Louis Back On The X-Factor

The bizarre choice to replace Louis Walsh with Brian Friedman on the X-Factor has been reversed - just days into filming the new series.
Louis has rejoined the panel following his sacking which garnered loads of publicity a couple of months ago.

New judge Brian Friedman has been sent back behind the camera and will now help the talent on their chereography and dance techniques. Leaving Louis to re-stablish his on screen war with Cowell, Sharon and new judge Danni Minogue.

The original choice to sack Louis wasn't a shock to us, after all, he made many a ridiculous decision and frequently favoured Irish acts ie, the dreadful Conway sisters.

However the decision to replace him with Freidman was ridiculous - this guy is nothing more than a dancer - fine for Grease Is The Word - but someone should remind Simon Cowell and the producers that the X-Factor is a singing contest.

Good news for Louis then, but we don't envisage that Kate Thornton will be getting 'the call' anytime soon.......

Four new stars join Prison Break

Sky One's latest acquisition Prison Break welcomes four new faces for the up coming third season as the popular prison based drama aims to go in a slightly new direction. Joining Michael Schofield (Wentworth Miller) and Lincoln Burrows (Dominic Purcell) in season three will be:

Robert Wisdom - who takes on the role of a Panama drug lord (you may know him from The Wire).

Chris Vance - will play a mysterious con named 'The Whistler.'

Danay Garcia - takes the role of Sofia and is Whistler's girlfriend - she looks like she could be the top totty this year.

Jodi Lyn O'Keefe - joins as unamed villain operating for 'The Company.'

The action is set to go down in Panama where Michael Schofield has been incarcerated following Season 2's shock ending.

Bad week for 2 Dragons + New Godfather joins the Den

Shocking news from Dragon's Den as Richard Farleigh has been axed from the panel. The brilliant business mind, who proves you don't have to be an arrogant jerk to be successful, has been given his cards by the BBC and is rightfully furious. This was the aussie's reaction:

"It would be disappointing if that was the reason - rather than anything fundamental - if it was because I was the wrong colour."

"I don't know why this has happened and I am very disappointed and bemused - I wasn't expecting it because all the feedback I got was very positive."

"I had even moved back to the UK to focus on commitments for the show. I am gutted that I have not been invited back."

In our opinion this move is a joke for several reasons, one, Farleigh as mentioned above is a nice guy and is the only Dragon who is always polite to the inventors - no matter how barmy they are. Two, he consistently invests unlike a couple of others and doesn't wait for other Dragon's before making his choice. Three, he consistently invests in businesses that go on to do something after the show - take Reggae Reggae Sauce from Levi Roots which is now an exclusive product at Sainsburys. He also invested, along with Duncan Bannatyne in Igloo, which has grown into a profitable transport business that has made it's founders millionairres.

All in all a real mistake by the BBC.

Richard's replacement is investor James Caan, who shares his name with The Godfather screen legend. Caan is worth £130 million and frankly, better be good. On his appointment James said:

"I'm thrilled to be invited to be in one of the highly coveted Dragon positions.

"In business I make a point of investing in people, as I'm a great believer that it is people who create a success in business through their passion and conviction."

And finally onto the King of Puns Peter Jones whose ITV business show Tycoon has taken a kicking in the ratings. For once Peter's midas touch hasn't been upto it and ITV have ditched the program's one hour time running time and time slot. Tycoon will no longer go out on a Tuesday night between 9pm and 10pm. It will instead return on Monday nights at 10pm in a half hour timeslot from the 9th of July.

The big problem for this show has been the quality of the contestants - unlike the Apprentice these entreprenuers are neither particularly sharp or media savvy. Frankly they are ruddy boring. Peter has also changed his Dragon's Den persona which hasn't helped. On the Den the pun happy Dragon comes across as being shrewd but also as a good fellow with a sense of humour - as he does when on other shows ie, Chris Moyles. Sadly he's decide to reinvent himself on this show as being a hardman but really he should leave the tough guy act to Sir Alan and concentrate on being himself.

Links:
Godfather replaces Aussie

Tycoon goes the way of Titanic

Billi Gets Bullet - No Surprise

The bookies get it right once again and the Big Brother dream is over for another housemate. Billi (left) failed to capture any public support and succeeded in turning over the half the house again as his strategy went the way of the pear. Cheerio old bean.......

Next week the smart money is surely on Charley barring another 'save' from Big Brother. Get ready for a lynching......

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Seany Out, Geordie Wins £100K & Brian Wets The Bed


Another interesting week from the Big Brother 8 House.

Seany boy got the chop in Friday's eviction after failing to win over the voting public - strangely despite claiming he was a gay man, his family are now rubbishing these claims and say it was just a strategy he employed to get into the house.

The show winner may not be announced for many moons yet, however Geordie Tree Surgeon Liam appears to be the clear winner so far - he's already won the £100K prize money. He's also enjoying a love triangle with self proclaimed IT Girl Charley (left) and Nikki (formerly a 'man hater').

Meanwhile, Ziggy has finally got jiggy with Chanelle (according to the papers anyway) and poor old Brian has managed to wet the bed.

Also, Brian and Charley both confessed to not knowing who Shakespeare was.

We kid you not.
Nominations to follow.........

Female President on 24?


24 could be set for it's first ever female president in Season 7 according to numerous online sources. The ground breaking show was the first program to put a black politician in the President's chair and the producers are said to be lining up a women to boss The White House in Season 7.

This comes off the back of news that there will be few surviving cast members from previous 24 outings. Kiefer Sutherland's Jack Bauer remains a certainty and Chloe O'Brien (Mary Lynn Rajskub) is also extremely likely but anyone else remains unclear.

As reported earlier, Tom Lennox (Peter MacNicol) looks to be out of the equation due to his re-transfer to Numbers, while Wayne Palmer (DB Woodside) and Noah Daniels (Powers Boothe) are almost definitely out should a new charge be cast in the Presidential position.

Intersetingly, it has been stated the producers would like to cast a women due to the fact Hillary Clinton may be running for the Presidency in real life. If the producers were to go a step further and cast Sherry Palmer (Penny Johnson Jerald) or Martha Logan (Jean Smart) then it could really be a case of art imitating life. Both are unlikely though - storyline wise Martha Logan wouldn't appear to have the mental strength, while Sherry's 'dead or alive' status is very much unconfirmed.


Numbers up for Tom Lennox

Bad news for fans of 24 as Season 6 favourite Tom Lennox (Peter MacNicol) has been ruled out of having a major role in Season 7.

Despite the critical pasting that Day 6 received, the character of Lennox shone like a beacon and was undoubtedly one of the best things about the previous season. As Wayne Palmer's Chief of Staff Lennox became a key player in day 6 with some double deals, blackmail and even heroics. As a unanamanous fan favourite he was one of the few truly multi dimensional characters of the season and many will gutted to find out he will not be returning to operate in the corridors of power at the White House.

Peter MacNicol has instead signed up to a full season of popular US drama Numbers where he will reprise his role as Dr. Larry Fleinhardt.

With a political plotline 99% confirmed for 24 Day 7, that leaves us to speculate which political animals, if any, will be returning to the show. Karen Hayes (Jayne Atkinson) seems unlikely after being forced into retirement along with Bill Buchanon (James Morrison). While President Wayne Palmer (DB Woodside) and ex-President Charles Logan (Greg Itzen), last seen on the operating table and a life support machine respectively, it seems unlikely that either will be back in the frame.

Former Sec Def James Heller (William Devane) would be a welcome re-addition to the cast but his political status is unclear. If Heller is still in politics then a return could happen but I've given up hope that he'll be a series regular following a half season in Day 4 and limited but key roles in Day 5 & 6.

The best chance we have of a former political face returning has to be Mike Novick (Jude Ciccolella). The former chief of staff to both David Palmer (Dennis Heysbert) and Logan, Novick is one of the few characters still with us from Day One and has a big following amongst hardcore fans.

Those hoping for a Lennox return may get their wish in the shape of a 'Special Guest Star' cameo but for the moment we have no news on this.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Chef Ramsay in a pickle over the pond...

Chef Ramsay is having a bit of a nightmare of his own over in New York where he's likely to face a court date over an episode of the US version of the hit tv series 'Kitchen Nightmares'. The fiery chef is well known for his brand of no nonesense management style, and his often confrontational approach has led to him landing in hot water before with one chef having a heart attack following a tirade of abuse.

The latest setback concerns Martin R Hyde, who is a general manager of the Dillons Indian-American restaurant in midtown Manhattan. Hyde has filed a lawsuit accusing Ramsay of faking scenes for the camera. Mr Hyde is seeking damages for the humiliation for which he says he suffered, and he also is trying to get a court order to stop the show from being screened.

Full story

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Bizarre Apprentice Headlines


Following Simon Ambrose's surprise Apprentice victory there have been some comical and bizarre headlines since the show's finale.


Typically, it is wicked witch Katie Hopkins who has taken her share of the column inches.


Despite her making many derogatory comments about the hapless Paul 'Captain Mainwaring' Callaghan, it seems that the first couple of the Apprentice we're happy to make-up at the filming of 'You're Hired' and have promptly rekindled their relationship.


The top Katie story has to be an even more eye opening love story; her secret crush on Sir Alan's right hand man Nick Hewer (above left). Katie revealed that she fell for the silver tongued silver fox during the filming of the show. Interestingly Nick branded her a 'gameplayer' following her firing. I wonder what he will make of the latest revelations?


The mind boggles.


Thursday, June 14, 2007

The Apprentice final: Simon wins in some style...

The latest Apprentice series ended with yet more drama, which isn't always the case with reality tv shows as often the final turns out to be something of a damp squib. However, the makers of the Apprentice have ensured that doesn't happen by inviting back the finalists former team-mates for one last task. Simon was facing hard-working Kristina along with their selected fellow contestants, both teams were set the task of re-designing Alan Sugar's latest acquisition, a £120m building which is situated on London's South Bank on the edge of the river Thames. The two teams had just three days to gather and then present their schemes to a huge gathering of London property experts along with Sir Alan and his acolytes, aka Margaret and Nick.

Against all of the odds, given the sheer scale of the project, the teams triumphed when they created what can only described as two stunning schemes. One has to add here that a great deal of credit must go down to the unnamed architects practice who rejected Simon's initial design which was based on the Angel of the North.

However, Rory who hadn't really contributed that many outstanding ideas during the series thus far, to his eternal credit had actually penned what was viewed as a far superior design which the architects loved. To the consternation of Tre, Rory's nemesis, whose boat scheme had already been abandoned and beached, the man who had been made bankrupt twice also came up with the brilliant idea of using dancers during the presentation of the new building which would be been known as The Wave.

From then on it was down to Simon to present the numbers behind the scheme, and he did not disappoint. The former public schoolboy had the assembled audience transfixed and in the palm of his hand as he gave good answers to every searching question from the floor. Sugar sat smiling throughout as he stroked his silvery whiskers while often nodding approvingly, he was like the proverbial cat licking the cream as Simon went through the potential numbers - you could almost see the pound signs lighting up in Sir Alan's eyes.

Next came Kristina with a more low-key presentation of The Phoenix, that was an equally stunning design which was also backed up with solid numbers. Once again as hard as the audience tried to poke holes into the scheme they were effortlessly batted away.

Both teams had seriously impressed this gathering of city experts, there was nothing between the two schemes. But as Sir Alan later said, the game show rules dictate that there could only be one winner and in the end, after much soul-searching, Sugar decided that Simon fitted the bill as his operation is now moving ever more into property. It was a very closely run final, the Amstrad boss later admitted that it was his toughest call yet on the Apprentice.

The fun did not end there though as once again the superb BBC2 Adrian Chiles show You're Hired ended the series with both finalists, their fellow contestants and Sugar himself talking about the final in front of a live public audience.

Katie Hopkins who'd given up the chance of a final place because she'd not consulted her family support unit on her plans to uproot to London, was once again in the spotlight as previous footage of her slaughtering Kristina behind her back was aired, in what must have been cringing moment for Katie who had no alternative but sit and grin through the ordeal.

In response Kristina let it be known that she would never stoop so low and the audience just loved that. However, this was slightly disingenous as Kristina had previously outed Paul and Katie for 'carrying on' in the house.

Then somewhat surprisingly, Sir Alan piped up stating that he'd never employ someone like Katie in his organisation, this after he'd offered her the chance of a final place in the previous episode - it actually smacked of Sugar still smarting because Katie had made something of a fool of him when it looked as Katie had only entered to competition for her own ends with a possible career in the media which is what we've been saying on this site for some weeks now.

It was a dramatic end to what has been a great series which left the viewers wanting more.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Big Brother8 latest: Lesley walks, nominations in...

Time for a quick Big Brother update here on the blog with the two main stories over the last few days being that Lesley has walked away from the televised goldfish bowl and that this weeks nominations have been counted and verified.

Oldster Lesley decided life in the house just wasn't for her and packed her bags on Saturday to the surprise of, errr, no-one. If ever a housemate was a waste of space it was this woman. She failed to even contribute to the action in the house and frankly made for awful television. As a W.I. member, we expected an opinionated feminist battleaxe - sadly she didn't conform to type. Lesley also claimed to be a comediene - she must have left her sense back at the W.I. HQ because we saw absolutely no signs of a personality - let alone a sense of humour.

Far more interestingly, nominations are now in and the public hanging will have to be postponed for at least one more week because Charley has dodged the bullet for yet another week.

Typically 3 of the more entertaining housemates are facing peril as Carole, Tracey and Shabnam will face the dreaded public vote. I fear for Shabnam, because it looks like her number could be up as Tracey and Carol seem to be quite popular with the Great British public. Shabnam hasn't had an easy ride thus far in the house - she was stripped of her make-up because Ziggy and Emily broke the rules and was also up for nomination last week. Despite her blatant weirdness she is one of the more likeable younger housemates, which granted, isn't difficult.

Sadly for Shab, she isn't nearly as weird as Tracey and Carole, whose eccentricities should see them through. Carole is reality TV gold and would be a big loss to the viewer and the house itself. My personal favourite to go would be Tracey - she brings little to the table and isn't as wrecked as Bez (Celeb BB winner) to make a worthwhile impact.

Watch this space for more housemate based banter.

Links:
Lesley Walks
Nominations Confirmed

Prison Break Escapes Channel 5...


As Prison Break Season 2 reached a dramatic conclusion on Channel 5 last night, fans were left reeling from the not-so shocking news that Sky One has snatched Season 3 and beyond of this violent drama.

For those with Sky it doesn't really matter, but the defection of the show will leave a bitter taste in the mouthes of many fans - still furious after losing Lost to the Sky empire last year.

The move hardly comes as a major surprise though - Sky have been poaching the best of terrestrial telly for years, as fans of 24 can testify to their chagrin.

So if you want to catch up with the antics of Wentworth Millor and Dominic Purcell in season 3, then you will have to consider shelling out for Sky or waiting for the DVD release.

Full story: Sky One poaches Prison Break

Met Office Forecast: 'The Sack' for Katie..


Wives across the country will be raising a collective glass of champagne tonight as news spreads that Katie Hopkins (left) has been given the sack from her bosses at the Met Office.

While Katie may have bowed out of The Apprentice on her own terms, there was no such joy for the Global Brand Consultant as Met Office chiefs decided to get even. Her employers were furious at the way Katie has dragged the name of their organisation through the mud and have taken no hesitation in wielding the axe on TV's top superbitch.

In a carefully worded explanation, a Met Office spokesman said this: "Katie was informed that we were terminating her period of probation with us.

"Although the probationary period is normally one year and Katie joined us in September 2006, we have the right to terminate her employment at any time during that period."

Katie's reaction to the firing is currently unkown, but the formerly-£90k a year candidate has gone a good way to restoring her loss of earnings by signing high profile media deals with OK magazine and the News of the World.

Surely it's only a matter of time before the most controversial contender in Apprentice history goes on to start the inevitable media career - as predicted on these pages weeks ago.

Full story: You're fired again, Katie!

Friday, June 8, 2007

Emily gets the boot! Tonights eviction cancelled - new blood to enter BB house


It's all been going on at the BB house over the last 24 hours as posh totty Emily (above) was despatched for using racist language. The net result is that tonights eviction has been scrapped and that 2 newcomers will enter the house - both men.

Emily received her marching orders in the Diary Room after calling Charley a nigger and there was only ever going to be one result following the recent controversy in Celeb BB. While we can't and won't complain about the decision to axe the Bristol Blonde, one has to ask questions of Channel 4's double standards. The station went to great lengths to protect Jade Goody and Jack Tweedy after the rasicm storm involving Shilpa Shetty but have opted to hang Emily out to dry. It couldn't possibly because the station has projects invested in Jade now could it? Whilst Emily, a minor celebrity of little to no value to them, has been cast aside without a second glance.

Despite her blatant ineptitude and stupidty I can't help but feel sorry for the girl. When you see the comment she made in context, it's pretty clear she isn't attacking or trying to offend Charley and I don't think anything was meant by the comment. This doesn't mean it was acceptable behaviour - it wasn't. But it does mean that due to the 'hang and flog em' mentality of the media, this 19 year old girl will be branded a racist for quite some time, when in reality, she is just brainless....

Anyway, as Emily was up for eviction, tonights lynching has been cancelled and instead we get to see a couple of newbies entering the BB asylum. Both are blokes, and if early clues are to go by, both are weird too. However they can't be any worse than perpetual poser Ziggy who must be a contender for dullest housemate. Lets hope tonights characters will present a return to form.

Bring out the freaks........

Thursday, June 7, 2007

The Apprentice week 11: Katie Hopkins wins final place, but bows out...

The Apprentice reached a crucial stage last night as Alan Sugar had to choose two finalists from the remaining five would be apprentices. This is the stage of the competition when Sir Alan brings in his three advisors, aka the three stooges, to give their views on each of the contestants.

I'm sure that many viewers are like myself and they find this interview stage a tad boring, as the two teams no longer have tasks to complete and there's no boardroom at the end of the episode. Instead we have blood on the carpet as the stooges rip-apart and psycho-analyse the candidates one by one. Last night's show didn't disappoint in that respect, as once again Katie Hopkins showed the ruthless side of her character when she let it be known she'd taken the husband of another woman because 'she wanted him'.

Going into week 11, many viewers must have been thinking that time was up for Lohit and Tres and they weren't wrong. Lohit was viewed as being boring and too nice, while Tres was viewed as something of a back-bedroom chancer.

Eventually Sugar decided that Katie would go through to the final, but then before deciding who would join her, Sir Alan did something which was remarkable as he apparently sensed that Hopkins might not be willing to comply with their earlier conversations about her moving her family and 'support unit' nearer to London. To me this was a startling revelation, had Sugar already canvassed Katie about her willingness to up-root her family? It seems that he had, whatever the details of that conversation Katie decided that she could not give her word that she would be able to keep her end of the bargain and promptly withdrew from the final. It was a dramatic exit for the venus fly trap.

Regular readers of the this blog will note that we told you earlier that someone won through to the final, but didn't take the job - we weren't far off the money on that score...

The two remaining contestants Simon and Kristina both go through to week 12 the final.

Monday, June 4, 2007

Tubby Taffy is favourite to win Big Brother 8


Laura (left) is the early favourite to triumph in the Summer of Bruv according to the bookies.

At 13/2 she is the red hot favourite to walk away with the crown. If the Tubby Taffy is to go the distance then history is certainly not in her favour - with only 2 previous female winners (even one of them was really a bloke), the British public rarely back a female. They also rarely back a Welsh horse, despite the popularity of BB Legends Helen and Glynn (both Welsh), neither of them could beat their counterparts to secure a Big Brother victory.

Our advice - keep your money in your pocket and wait for the influx of blokes this Friday as the winner is bound to come from this pool of newcomers.

The only chap in the house at the moment - Ziggy - definitely has BB also-ran written all over. The public already perceive him as shallow and boring and his early affections for wag wannabe Chanelle should seal his fate as an early loser.

Luckily for Ziggy (real name Zac) can't be axed this Friday due to show stipulations. The red hot favourite to be dismissed by the voting masses is Charley who is 8/13 for the axe. Her only saving grace may be that Ziggy keeps her in. If you fancy a pre nominations dabble then look no further than OAP Lesley who has failed to gel with fellow housemates - the old goat is 11/2 for the chop.

Based on the early evidence, a good each way bet for the victory must surely be Carole, who is 8/1 to win and while she probably won't she must be a fair bet to come in the top 3 (providing she doesn't become so intellectually starved that she walks out). The public love nothing more than an eccentric and the bi-sexual protestor most certainly is that - see this hilarious entrance video for further confirmation:



All Odds courtesy of Oddschecker.com: http://www.oddschecker.com/specials/celebrity-big-brother/

Burnside Joins Eastenders



Brilliant news over at Eastenders where the producers have pulled off a serious coup by luring The Bill legend Christopher Ellison aka DCI Frank Burnside to the soap.

The Bill and Eastenders have a long history of using the same actors but Burnside is probably the biggest name to jump ship from Sun Hill to Albert Square.

Easties has been long short of some alpha male characters and if anyone fits 'the bill' to shake up the square it's Ellison, who portrayed probably the most popular character in the history of ITV 1's cop drama.

If the script writers have got their brains engaged (probably not - this is Eastenders after all) then they will use Ellison as the next gangster, hardman type figure that this program desperately needs. Phil Mitchell has been in need of a decent adversary for years and desperately needs another hard nut to lock horns with - Burnside could be just the man.

Sadly, we have our doubts that Ellison may have been miscasted in what could be a role for an aging philanderer. The Sun reports that the character Ellison will portray is a chap called Len who romances wrinkly Pat Butcher while on her holidays. Bless.

Hopefully this will lead to something more meaty for 'Len' in the future and his romance with Fat Pat will just be a plot device to get him into the square.

Eastenders has been short on dodgy geezers for some time and the soap is at it's best when it has some tough talking hardmen taking centre stage. They desperately miss the likes of Den Watts, Steve Owen, Dan Sullivan, Grant Mitchell and Jonny Allen.

This could be the shot in the arm in EE needs to spearhead a change in fortunes - lets just hope the script writers don't blow it!

Ellison joins initially for 4 episodes and if 'The Powers That Be' have got any sense they will secure his services for as long as possible after this.

Full story

Sunday, June 3, 2007

Simon Cowell to launch new Saturday night talent show...

News reaches us that Simon Cowell is to launch yet another Saturday night talent show. Britain’s Got Talent is a talent show that is based on the postwar holiday camp / Butlins tradition. Unlike his Pop Idol series, anyone can enter, it will be competition for allcomers. Simon will be alongside fellow judges Piers Morgan and Amanda Holden.

Apparently Cowell remains a fan of the end-of-pier comedy acts and in an inteview with the Sunday Times Simon says “Well, I’ve always been a big fan of entertainment in the 1950s and 1960s, to me, that was the absolute pinnacle. There was a kind of naivety in those days that I enjoy. We went through a phase in the 1990s when we became incredibly cynical, and I didn’t like that. Now we’re back on track, because I don’t think tastes change.”

The show starts next Saturday on ITV.